Description

Work Socks 3 Pack

Work Socks 3 Pack – comfy and warm in winter – cool in summer – durable and great value

In winter you might need some Work Track pants too 

The unisex range of workwear socks come in a
variety of styles and colour. Features include
reinforced heels and toes for durability and a
cushion sole area providing extra comfort and
insulation from heat or cold

Features

• Sock height 32cm

Materials

Upper: 79% Acrylic, 15% Nylon, 6% Polyester

Best Construction Jokes and Puns

1. The construction worker was discharged after being accused of murder.
   There just wasn’t any concrete evidence.
2. What did the window glazier say when he cut himself on the window glass?
   “This is extremely paneful!”
3. I have a friend who drives a steamroller.
   He’s such a flatterer.
4. I just received “Employee of the Month” at my furniture construction company.
   However, some people call me counterproductive.
5. What music do builders love listening to?
   The Carpenters.
6. I have this great construction joke, but I’m still working on it.
   I have to hammer out a few kinks and nail the delivery. I just don’t want to screw it up.
7. What do you hear if you take a construction worker’s hat off and hold it to your ear?
   The OSHA.
8. I didn’t believe it when they told me my brother was a construction site thief.
   But when I got home, the signs were there.
9. Which country has the best construction?
   U-crane.
10. I used to be a drill operator…
    But it was boring.
11. Last night, I watched a documentary about how they fix steel girders together.
    Riveting!
12. My boss asked me to attach two pieces of wood together.
    I nailed it!
13. My dad thought he made a good construction joke.
    Unfortunately, there was absolutely no build-up.
14. I saw two construction workers having lunch together the other day. Do you know what they were building?
    Friendship.
15. I just learned about the nonstop construction on Big Ben.
    They really are working around the clock.
16. Did you hear the amazing story about the blind construction worker?
    He picked up a hammer and saw.
17. After spending a semester of my engineering degree studying the construction of the channel tunnel…
    I can reveal it was dug by a huge boring machine.
18. A construction worker walks into a bar, and orders a “stiff drink” after work.
    Five minutes later, the bartender brings him a glass filled to the brim with cement.
19. How do you know if you have an issue with carpenter ants?
    There are tiny cans scattered all over the site.
20. What do construction workers do at parties?
    They raise the roof.
21. I can cut a piece of wood in half just by looking at it.
    It’s true, I saw it with my own eyes.
22. How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a construction worker?
    Ask them to pronounce “unionized.”
23. Marble is a valuable building material and should not be taken for granite.
24. The size of the wildlife at construction sites is huge.
    I mean, just look at the size of those cranes.
25. What is the tallest possible kind of building that man can build?
    A library, because it easily has the most stories.
26. What is the lightest kind of building that you can construct?
    A lighthouse.
27. Despite all these modern construction tools…
    I think the shovel is the most groundbreaking.