Description
Contrast Scrub Top – Mens to 5XL
Contrast Scrub Top – Mens to 5XL
Look a little more stylish while you are working hard with these Contrast Scrubs
Matching Scrub Pants too to 5XL
Professional care scrubs designed for all day comfort.
Multiple added features with a contrast colour stripe.
Details
- 65% polyester 35% cotton 180gsm
- V-neck top, set in sleeves, side vents, size identify colour loop sewn next to main label
- Contrast tape on collar and sleeve hem
- Left hand chest pocket with loop inside
- Two lower pockets, left hand pocket with pen insert
- 3XS-2XS only available in Navy/White
- Classic fit
1. “Statistically…. 9 out of 10 injections are in vein.”
2. “PMS jokes aren’t funny; period.”
3. “Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.”
4. “I once heard a joke about amnesia, but I forgot how it goes.”
5. “I tried to look up impotence on the Internet, but nothing came up.”
6. “Conjunctivitis.com — that’s a site for sore eyes.”
7. “URINE: opposite of ‘you’re out.'”
8. “There was a sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center that said ‘Keep off the Grass.'”
9. “He was wheeled into the operating room, and then had a change of heart.”
10. “I don’t find health-related puns funny anymore since I started suffering from an irony deficiency.”
Q: Why did the doctor tell the nurse to walk past the pill cupboard quietly?
A: So she wouldn’t wake the sleeping pills.
Patient: ‘Doctor, my hair keeps falling out. Have you got anything to keep it in?’
Doctor: ‘What about a cardboard box?’
Q: Does an apple a day keep the doctor away?
A: Only if you aim it well enough.
Patient: ‘Doctor, I’ve swallowed a spoon.’
Doctor: ‘Sit down and don’t stir.’
Q: What’s the difference between a general practitioner and a specialist?
A: One treats what you have, the other thinks you have what he treats.
Patient: ‘Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?’
Doctor: ‘Yes, of course…’
Patient: ‘Great! I never could before!’
