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Contrast Scrub Top – Mens to 5XL

Contrast Scrub Top – Mens to 5XL

Look a little more stylish while you are working hard with these Contrast Scrubs

Matching Scrub Pants too to 5XL

Check the Plain Scrubs too 

Professional care scrubs designed for all day comfort.

Multiple added features with a contrast colour stripe.

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Laughter is the best Medicine 

1. “Statistically…. 9 out of 10 injections are in vein.”

2. “PMS jokes aren’t funny; period.”

3. “Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.”

4. “I once heard a joke about amnesia, but I forgot how it goes.”

5. “I tried to look up impotence on the Internet, but nothing came up.”

6. “Conjunctivitis.com — that’s a site for sore eyes.”

7. “URINE: opposite of ‘you’re out.'”

8. “There was a sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center that said ‘Keep off the Grass.'”

9. “He was wheeled into the operating room, and then had a change of heart.”

10. “I don’t find health-related puns funny anymore since I started suffering from an irony deficiency.”

 

Q: Why did the doctor tell the nurse to walk past the pill cupboard quietly?
A: So she wouldn’t wake the sleeping pills.

 

Patient: ‘Doctor, my hair keeps falling out. Have you got anything to keep it in?’
Doctor: ‘What about a cardboard box?’

Q: Does an apple a day keep the doctor away?
A: Only if you aim it well enough.

Patient: ‘Doctor, I’ve swallowed a spoon.’
Doctor: ‘Sit down and don’t stir.’

Q: What’s the difference between a general practitioner and a specialist?
A: One treats what you have, the other thinks you have what he treats.

Patient: ‘Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?’
Doctor: ‘Yes, of course…’
Patient: ‘Great! I never could before!’